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The Dope Moves

Movie quotes that bust the stupid juice

In Her Shoes (2005)

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“Shoes like these should not be locked in a closet! They should be living a life of scandal, and passion, and getting screwed in an alleyway by a billionaire while his frigid wife waits in the limo thinking that he just went back into the bar to get his cellphone. These are cute, too.”

—Maggie Feller

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8 Mile (2002)

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“If something needs to happen with this shit, it needs to happen now.”

—Jimmy Smith, Jr.

Wonder Boys (2000)

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“It’s– It’s true.”

—Grady Tripp

L.A. Confidential (1997)

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“It’s best to stay away from a man when his blood is up.”

—Captain Dudley Smith

Fight Club (1999)

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“Bob had bitch tits.”

—Narrator

Cop Land (1997)

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“Listen you deaf fuck. I offered you a chance when we could have done something. I offered you a chance to be a cop, and you blew it! You blew it.”

—Moe Tilden

Predator (1987)

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“Then how come you passed on Libya?”

—George Dillon

Little Shop of Horrors (1986)

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“I find a little giggle-gas before I begin increases my pleasure enormously.”

—Orin Scrivello, D.D.S.

Hard Boiled (1992)

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“Danny!”

—Me, while watching Hard Boiled

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