The Dope Moves

Movie quotes that bust the stupid juice

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)


“Merry Christmas, sorry I fucked you over.”

—Gay Perry


Rushmore (1998)


“My top schools where I want to apply to are Oxford and the Sorbonne. My safety’s Harvard.”

—Max Fischer

Any Given Sunday (1999)


“…that’s what living is, the six inches in front of your face.”

—Tony D’Amato

Total Recall (1990)


“Open your mind.”


Big Trouble in Little China (1986)


“I know, there’s a problem with your face.”

—Jack Burton

The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

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“This isn’t a car.”


Under Siege (1992)


“Shut up and listen. Expert in martial arts, explosives, weapons and tactics. Silver Star. Navy Cross. Purple Heart with Cluster. Security Clearance revoked after Panama. That means he couldn’t hold any rating except that of a yeoman or a cook.”

—Commander Krill

Crimson Tide (1995)

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“Everybody who reads comic books knows that the Kirby Silver Surfer is the only true Silver Surfer.”

—Lt. Commander Ron Hunter

Mission Impossible (1996)

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“Kittridge, you’ve never seen me very upset.”

—Ethan Hunt

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