“Shoes like these should not be locked in a closet! They should be living a life of scandal, and passion, and getting screwed in an alleyway by a billionaire while his frigid wife waits in the limo thinking that he just went back into the bar to get his cellphone. These are cute, too.”
—Maggie Feller
“If something needs to happen with this shit, it needs to happen now.”
—Jimmy Smith, Jr.
“It’s– It’s true.”
—Grady Tripp
“It’s best to stay away from a man when his blood is up.”
—Captain Dudley Smith
“Bob had bitch tits.”
—Narrator
“Listen you deaf fuck. I offered you a chance when we could have done something. I offered you a chance to be a cop, and you blew it! You blew it.”
—Moe Tilden
“Then how come you passed on Libya?”
—George Dillon
“I find a little giggle-gas before I begin increases my pleasure enormously.”
—Orin Scrivello, D.D.S.
“Danny!”
—Me, while watching Hard Boiled
The Dope Moves 